Everywhere I go, and even whenever I open my window, people start coughing and gagging like they have something fairly substantial stuck in their throat. I used to be annoying but today I realized what was happening.
My phantom dick is skull fucking rednecks and most of them dont deep throat often enough to have learned how to not make noise.
This is the kind of thing my dad would almost envy. I dont know if anyone ever made that kind of ovation for him but I strongly suspect hes the one who taught you all to do that.
