Thursday, February 21, 2008

Sex

Allah wants you to have sex but he doesnt want you to get screwed. By having sex you can use up the energy that the devil would use to mislead you. By having sex you can have children the normal way and you dont have to deal with the devil to get them. By having sex you can give your husband a reason to come home, and your wife a reason to like you better than her boss who gives her money.
If allah had his way, people who choose (operative word is choose, not forced or coerced or drugged shocked forced and told lies after waking from sedation) to have sex outside marraige would be killed if they are married and beaten soundly if they arent married.
But the devil is having his way. Women who want to have sex with one man, have a turkey baster for a husband and their children, born in the middle of the night and taken away before their mothers wake, are given to women who would never have sex with anyone, and they are carried to their "home" by women who will have sex with any man woman or child they feel they would like or would suit their needs.