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d3S1358 17 17
d5S818 11 12
d7S820 9 9
D8S1179 13 13
D13S317 8 12
D18S51 12 14
D21S11 31.2 32.2
FGA 21 24
vWA 15 17

Mtdna
16051G, 16092C, 16129C, 16183C, 16189C, 16362C, 16519C
73G 152C 217C 263G 309.1C 315.1C 508G