What do you call 50 landlords at the bottom of the ocean?
A good start.
How do you save a drowning landlord?
Take your foot off his head.
What do you have if you have a landlord burried up to his neck in wet cement?
Not enought cement.
Where can you find a good landlord?
In the city morgue.
Whats the diffrence between a porquipine and a Mecedes Benz full of landlords?
A porquipine has pricks on the outside.
When landlords die, why do they burry them 600 feet underground?
Cause deep down they are really nice guys.
If you drop a snake and a landlord off the top of the empire state building, which one hits first?
Who cares.
How do you know the difference between dead landlords and dead skunks on the road?
Vultures aren't gagging over the skunk.
What do landlords use for birthcontrol?
Their personalities.
How many landlords does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
One. One landlord holds it and the whole world revolves around him.
What do you get when you cross a landlord and a demon from hell?
No changes occur.
Whats the difference between God and a landlord?
God doesnt thing He's a landlord.
What's the difference between a landlord and a terrorist?
You can negotiate with a terrorist.
What do UFO's and honest landlords have in common?
You hear about them but you never see them.
What do landlords and lawyers have in common?
Nothing.
