Tuesday, December 2, 2014

Friends Don't Make Friends Lay Pipe

Cthulhu pointed out that it doesn't really look like the dog cock is fucking her but like she has a spotted dog cock herself and she said it made sense that Shaggy acted so weird to find out that she's as blind as I am but doesn't like to wear her glasses except when absolutely necessary and she tends to skimp on that definition. I explained to Cthulhu that Shaggy can't keep a dog because she is almost never home and stays with too many people who would find that offensive in the extreme but we talked about how we could arrange something so that a dog or dogs would be available and it might be a good idea for those who do maintain a regular residence that they return to frequently to also keep a dog on hand, and Lion actually does travel with hers, but she stays with a different kind of people, especially if they get a lot of piping requests from people.
I also had to talk more explicitly with Chet about her mother's actual status and that she is not a self starter and that Chet was assigned to my childgroup because she is a self starter but as such some of the needs of society can't be directly met by her, and that is the relationship that she should have with Shaggy who will need to be directed even if it is in a quarter horse kind of way, like get me a cow, which is not something a horse would do of its own volition but if told to knows how to do it.
In the mean time the witches have been earning their keep and it is weird to me how some phrases I write down get repeated loudly and often while other stuff gets no attention at all. I was thinking about how it was like there are all kinds of useful weeds in the woods but people tend to only be after the ginseng and not because they have any knowledge of what it is good for themselves but because someone is buying it.  Though that topic was a lot more developed before the phone rang.
So, I had said that things could have been different if I'd grown up among my own people and there had been Tibetan pimps so Goat Jack's sister was hunted up, being phenotypically Kazakh looking but entirely mentally a Khampa and night before last we met to assess my situation better and whenever it was about sorting the furniture or repairing the rope bridge my Tibetan was absolutely perfect but as soon as she said "I know you want to fuck me so I need you to put your hands on my shoulders like this" I stood up and said "I need you to be speaking in English and I won't talk to you unless you do" and she said she knew I understood Tibetan just fine and she refuses to learn English or any other language and people will be dealing with her in her own language with a strong emphasis on harumph grrr.
So as our population increases in a bountiful land we have no excuse to screen out the girls who don't have the resources to differentiate people and commands and the pronoun issues that tend to accumulate around the fact that everyone has an itchy crotch a lot of the time, but you seldom see people scratching in public, and not every girl can navigate the friends with benefits system like we would hope, but I said no matter how things are managed, no matter what little or lot the girls remember of this purpose, we have no policy of letting anyone into women's bedrooms for this and the girls have to be transported to another place in an ambulatory state, frankly because even if its all the same or not to the girls, the guys get bad habits for it and the impotence policy stands.