I needed to run by the ATM on the way to the library because its the last day of the farmer's market and its kind of a tradition to give some new house plants a try. This time I'm going to leave them in the pots they are in until I get some good dirt and not screw around with them, but I'm also living in better housing and not half as crazy also.
So I got a fig tree, a monkey face plant, and something else I can't remember the name of with dark green leaves that needs low light which I have tons of.
So I went in twice, once to look around and then again to buy what I went to the ATM about, I'm getting that pain in my neck right now, because Bill Cook was only half as rich when he died or less than my Dad is now, and my Dad is one of the fiduciaries, or knows the phone numbers of the fiduciaries, so his people are more stupid than my Dad's people, and they persist in stupidity while Dad's people evolve and grow or totally decay and decay makes fertile soil.
So the second time some man who clearly had no interest in house plants said "mhornyng" to me, and I said Oh my god dude, not the place and he was like about to say where is and I said and not the person either. I said this loud enough that at least ten people heard me and knew who had said mhornying. And no its not what I'm wearing, they did that to me in niqab and its not because I'm fit because people did that to me when I was half bent over and 200 pounds, its because people here are garbage and not the compostable kind. I remind them of their mothers so they are certain I'm a whore for that reason alone.
Anyway, I heard the story at least once about how Albert hadn't changed his name until sometime after Bill was named after the uncle that was going to be claiming to be his father, so that is why he changed his name to Bill later when he wanted to cut down somewhat on the number of relations calling him for money and claiming his acquaintance and stuff.
One thing my Dad has done that Bill's Dad did not was keep any of the coloring outside of the lines entirely out of his money stream and public life. Even Bill's Dad's namesake is crazy violating regulations at every given moment. Not in an accidental, or experimenting in doing business in China kind of way, but just law shlaw kind of stuff.
So Bill's dad is just piddly really also and my dad is the namesake of the original franchise of ultimate evil. He reestablishes his brand regularly.
