In hickville, Arabic caligraphy is gang related. Allah, Muhammad, Bismillahirrahmanirrahim are all gang related. They are words used by mormons to tell people entering their house when they are not invited and no one is home that the person who lives there is a drug dealer.
In bloomington, a linguist is someone who likes to have oral sex with women.
So you have to consider the source.
I wonder what "All packages are to left by the door, please dont knock" really means.
I mean it cant be a note to ups, I mean thats just too... hell I dont know, obvious?
