Tuesday, October 13, 2009

Eating The Poodle

Emperor Halie Salasi went on a trip to Europe durring WW1 trying to explain the richness and dignity of his people's culture in a way he felt would inspire the European governments to start to view his people as human. When they refused to see the value of the culture, he began to explain the unique nature of the gene pool in the region and its value to all of humanity in the future, but he didnt get very far. Every concept he brought up was regarded as meaningless or too confusing and he set himself to patiently explaining things in detail with some specifics, but before he could actually do that a member of his staff figured out how to explain to him that the Europeans fully understood and wanted to eradicate his genepool. He knew that one of the people he was talking to, capable of making or breaking the whole thing, was a breeder of champion poodles. He determined the very most valuable dog in terms of genetics to the breed in the future, and it also happened to be one that represented many rare lines that could not continue viably without this animal. Then he commenced to introduce him to one of the lions the Emperor had brought with him.
The reaction and explanations of genetics that thus insued from the Europeans removed all doubts from the Emperor's mind that the Europeans were knowingly engaging in genocide against africans.
When he returned home, he went through his list of most unique and neccessary people and commenced moving them all around no matter what he had to do to their headspaces.
*Rumor has it, it didnt end with the poodle, and many europeans died in accidents at that time, but it was impossible to verbalize what was happening because no one could discuss such concepts in terms of humans as applied to animals, and the bombardment of Ethiopia continued till they just ran out of money*
(The european mind is full of blocks like that, and the difference between that and true mental retardation is not worth defining for any practical reason)