I dont know what you are. Child raping, slandar spreading, pimping, sex in the masjid, spying, listening to rumors, waiting for deliveries in the middle of the night. Thats what you are. I dont know what that is called.
If I were in a masjid (rather than sitting at my computer by the window hearing someone telling me they were going to do this) and a man walks in and says he smelled his neighbor's ass one day, I would escort him to the door before commencing to beat him, so that the piss and shit I beat out of him dont get on the rugs, not grant myself the power of fatwa and call the school administration.
*acording to some so called muslims, a man went to the prophet muhammad one day and said "oh Im in so much trouble" and the prophet muhammad asked him why and he said "oh my prophet last night I was screwing my wife and in my lust I turned her around and took her from behind" and the prophet reminded him of the verse in the quran that told that a man could take his wife as he pleased and the man was very relieved. But as the man was leaving and he had wandered away quite a distance, the prophet muhammad stood up and shouted at the man who was now far away and said "hey, man, did you fuck your wife in the ass?" and the man said "Oh no prophet muhammad, I would never fuck my wife in the ass, I know thats wrong" and the phrophet continued in a loud voice "thats right and let everyone know, fucking wives in the ass is wrong". While such a hadith cant even be weak, but must be doubtful because it atributes to the prophet muhammad behavior that is completely against his character, as he was shy about sex and would not have loudly asked anyone about somehting that he was going to call a sin in case he answered in the afirmative publicly, publisers of Qurans from KSA intended for the american audience of ignorant new reverts have added to the verse that says that women are a tilth for their husbands to enter as they wish the words (except in the ass)*
