Although I'd cover the front two as well.
I already have a habit of flashing my grilless grill showing all the odd things that have happened to me denatally since I have been here, but most times I'd be happier to show off a bit of excess wealth rather than the evidence of childhood syphilis and the signs of Becky's abuse.
*I wonder who put the idea in her head about going after my teeth when she was most mad at me, probably Gramps, who put the idea of gold teeth in my head*