Saturday, July 31, 2010

Partner Is Gramps And We Are All Cousins

Dad wanted me to talk about Mom 10.0. They thought Mom 9.0 would be the final Mom until I was born, then they realized there was no way she could escape alive, so Dad put it on my shoulders to work out Mom 10.0 who will be my granddaughter and my aunt.
Mom 9.0 was Dads great granddaughter and she had been the first descendant of Dad to go be developed unsupervised who wasn't inbred. She is also the reason the Kyrgyz are still on our friends list. Whatever other situation she found herself in due to issues of refugeeism, they managed two whole generations without inbreeding in a way that benefited us directly when no one else had ever pulled that off.
So they were very worried it couldn't happen again and as a result they had some choices to make concerning me that they made favoring her development over mine (I'm such a non sequiter that they figured if I failed Allah could cause me to be born from the knee of a cypress if he wanted with no ill effects, but Mom is very difficult to make right and the slightly wrong Moms have been a huge source of trouble on this planet).
So Sick Puppy II is our obvious choice. There is an off chance her slightly older sister might produce a woman who turns out to be Mom but we've never had a Mom who wasn't the daughter of Gramps, and he is only into Sick Puppy II for this project.
I cant remember exactly what I said about the very freaked out Kazakh girl, but she is Gramp's granddaughter by a non-mom aunt. We are going to keep her very freaked out until we have cut through her Dajjal servant persona.