Saturday, July 31, 2010

The Blender Isn't Low On Batteries

It dawned on me the other night that Calvin isn't as contained as we would like. The reason I figured this out was because I kill just fine with my bare hands. I don't need a knife, and I also know that I am more capable of causing fear without a knife, because having knife in hand would be cause to call the police and that would make people more happy than afraid.
So when I started lurching like I was about to get up, grab a knife and go upstairs, I realized people are still able to entice Calvin to action though we have her in our own hands.
So we are going to be using the blender a lot more, even if we just suspect she is communicating with her old handlers and not engaged in work for them and whenever I get that feeling again I will order it turned on.