Wednesday, December 3, 2014

Immigration Rules

So we were thinking a lot about Shaggy over the past day or so, and she said she already committed to the boneless path between the time I ran into her in Colorado and the time I found her again in Tennessee and when the 100 bitches heard this they also committed themselves. And we talked about how men don't move around and change peoples but women do, so that we only have an immigration system for women, though a lot of people put walking feet on the women that they want to send to other groups so we need to help them take their shoes off when they might not understand these things.
Shaggy also said she isn't a horse, so no one needs to tell her to get them a cow, but Chet should talk to her regularly about how she is feeling and what is going on her life and Shaggy might be sitting there thinking "Chet seems kinda worried about things in general and I suspect that a cow would fix that so I should go get her one".