And you can't type a signature on a check, though they do have auto sign kinds of things, its never really proven to be a good idea.
So I was thinking about some stuff Rabbit talked me into regarding figuring out where the need is before I get socked with the mother lode and 25 million dollars kinds of expenditures are best put into research and pilot programs in larger cities, but the data generated can then inspire local donors to give smaller amounts like 30 thousand dollars, because if I started writing checks in increments less than 25 million dollars I'd have no time left to do anything else.
I also do a lot of misdirection, because it really is weird how people treat me, purely inane or racist in intention, because who I actually am and what I actually do is nothing any reasonable person would find fault with and certainly wouldn't generate any scandal. But people are inane and racist so I have to talk a lot of trash to get things done.