I suspect that there is a non event bonus out there moldering on a shelf forgotten amidst surplus participation ribbons and stockpiled sprinkles.
People still don't understand Dad very well in terms of his expectations and means of verification of facts. They believe still too often that when he sets a condition on a set of opportunities that if you write down on paper that you have met the conditions he will just take that at face value and in contradiction of any other documents he has. If you ask for something and he says something impossible needs to happen first, as you see things impossible, then you need to either ask for something less or for the means to start the process of meeting that condition because if you decide its wise to waste his time setting a date at which you are sure you will meet the goal he set otherwise, planning to say that Chris for example is not a drug dealer and that I'm a crazy whore, so there is no problem, the drug problem has been fixed and never existed at the same time you might find yourself in a contact box where he has decided that it is all the same to him and anyone he takes seriously whether you are dead, alive or levitating over a pile of unicorn poo.
*Dad actually does get curious about the circumstances that lead people to levitate or show any signs of accomplishment of the practices that lead to levitation such as springing into the air from a lotus position while in a fit of absolute frustration, none of us expect to hear anyone has done that around here any time soon*
