I guess when she died people thought that her program she'd set up at her church was over and they all went out and got disqualified. To extend the qualifications I'd have to administrate that myself, in the meantime the trust pay outs keep rolling over. I think the crackerjacks were her idea.
And I agree, I'd look much more my age with a parrot, I'm not going to get crochety just to suit the ever changing whims of the nosy and bossy though.
