Thursday, July 22, 2010

About That Zero Penalty Thing

Ooooh Noooeees shes still heeeerreee.
We already have one miscreant trying to "tell everyone all about" me, who was promptly informed about who owned the building and who owned many nearby buildings and pretty much everything in this price range.
Other Brother said I undersold the place and that he was bringing in a crew for whales and giant squid, as he was able to witness individuals making calls out to "higher ups". We've mentioned we don't make any use of crooked cops, except for ninja drills, but we make plenty of use of crooked politicians and business owners, though crooked might not be the right word (dastardly or maybe successful might be the right term).
Anyway, after extensive reconnaissance we have determined that nothing we can do here would stop the advance of science or social good, and anyone tampering with anyone elses living situation for any reason under any expectations will find themselves homeless mid semester or worse by whatever means an owner can generate and being as we have friends working all your low life relatives, thats a lot of means.

On another note a matter that has been causing problems for a long time, the hyper sexuality of the bloomington population is going to see more direct manipulation from our forces from here on out. We are already eyeing a property recently put up for sale (after having been built to our specs) as a means of introducing young 18 and olders to a more interesting way to express themselves. Sorry if this undermines anyone's authority or whatever.
**one more thing, whoever put the tap on my phone line needs to fix it so it doesn't crackle so much or nock my internet offline whenever a call comes through**